Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

Logic Announces New Gravitational Fluctuation Resistance Services

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Logic IT Consulting is always looking for new and creative ways to provide reliable IT services. We are proud to announce that we can now provide reliability in the instance of a gravitational fluctuation.

Your office may have a high Gravitational Fluctuation Index (GFI). We determine your Gravitational Fluctuation Resistance (GFR) and provide services to prevent your network from going down when there is a fluctuation in gravity.

We provide cutting edge solutions to raise your GFR. Some of these solutions include:

  • Glue
  • Screws and Nails
  • Tape
  • Velcro
  • Many More!

Please take a minute to consider the risk to your business if there were a gravitational fluctuation. Logic IT Consulting will provide solutions to keep you up and running. Go with the experts!

Samples of Logic IT’s GFR technologies:

Article Author:  John Matzek

What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Our friend Chris Chapman was hanging out with Gary Coleman when Chris, Jenni, and I went to E3 Expo a few years ago. We decided to register WhatYouTalkinBoutWillis.com and ImWhatWillisWasTalkinBout.com (I’m surprised they were available) and put this picture up there on ImWhatWillisWasTalkinBout.com:

Chris Chapman and Gary Coleman at E3 Expo

Chris Chapman, Gary Coleman, and Cliff Bleszinski at E3 Expo

Chris is the 7 foot tall guy standing next to Gary Coleman.  Also in the picture: Cliff Bleszinski - who had a hand in the development of the games Unreal, Gears of War, and is executive producer of the upcoming “Gears of War” movie.

-Ira